- fun fact about the human body!
- if you took the skin of an average human and laid it out
- you would have enough
- to get a pretty fucking serious criminal conviction
Jesus drove a Honda but didn’t talk about it, “For I did not speak of my own accord” -John 12:49
#you always pick duckie #no matter if blane looks like he is going to cry when you yell at him #duckie dale is where it’s at #i mean come on look at his outfit #and his hair #and his hatred for basically everything #that’s the kind of man I want #not someone who can grab a 6 pack of beer with no hands and a bag of chips with his teeth
(Source: filmcrack)
- me: hey guys how's it going
- girl: um excuse you we're not all guys here
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me: greetings of the appropriate level to my fellow or less-fellow beings have your days but only if it is day within your relevant time zones been pleasant or not pleasant and either option is completely okay
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
(Source: anrdew)
